Friday, April 29, 2005

Off-topic Topic Snark

Admittedly, this is a little off-topic, but lyrics are almost poetry, right? (OK, not really.) Well, it's language. Or, at least, it involves language. OK, I give up, this has nothing to do with snarking poetry, but it is--I promise--the funniest thing you've seen in a long time. Everyone reading this should go to the following site to watch this "patriotic" video. You will be stunned by its awfulness. Flabbergasted, you will spit your coffee at the monitor. You will destroy several thousand brain cells just watching it, but it's worth it: imagine Michael Bolton singing with Whitesnake as his back-up band in a video directed by Phil Collins with lyrics written by Tom Delay. Well, actually, that's being a little too kind. And this is no joke. It's "real." Here's the link:

update: Mark Morford at the San Francisco Gate offers some in-depth snark.


Blogger Dark Dorothy said...

I 've watched it. I can't unwatch it.

Someone somewhere actually likes that POS. American We Stand As One = Giant slices of Velveeta, a retarded Cat Stevens, the worst black velvet painting you've ever seen. By the way, they forgot to put a unicorn in the video. All could be forgiven if they only added a unicorn.

3:19 PM, April 29, 2005  
Blogger Snark said...

yes, yes, a unicorn! you're a genius--or even a pegasus/unicorn (pegacorn?)

3:29 PM, April 29, 2005  
Blogger Dark Dorothy said...

are you calling me a pegacorn?

3:42 PM, April 29, 2005  
Blogger Snark said...

Pegacorns are boys, silly.

4:02 PM, April 29, 2005  

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