Wednesday, June 08, 2005

Peter Cooley is an Intense Little Dude

This guy is just "famous" enough to not qualify for our "Where Are They Now?" series, which is to say, I have at least heard of him. I have no idea what his poems are like, except for the ones in this anthology, which seem to be about mummies and grizzly bears. Whatever. We at Poetry Snark think Peter Cooley is an intense little dude. What's behind that stare? Use this thread to tell us what you imagine is going on inside the mind of Peter Cooley. Posted by Hello


Anonymous Anonymous said...

"Please, stop squeezing my balls!"

12:02 PM, June 08, 2005  
Blogger Agent Trochee said...

i'm right behind you. go ahead...look.

1:05 PM, June 08, 2005  
Anonymous renata said...

Quit making fun of how people look. I am sure you are no Vigo, snarky. I bet you look like a middle aged hemorroid.

6:59 PM, June 08, 2005  
Blogger R.C. Bald said...

Your mother has nacer. Do you know what cancer is, little Billy?

6:55 AM, June 09, 2005  
Anonymous mwb said...

"I'm wearing my dead mother's bra and panties." - Peter Cooley

7:18 AM, June 09, 2005  
Blogger Ginger Pennebaker said...

Peter Cooley...a.k.a. Cool P, Coolie Funk, MC PC, Petco, Shwaggy, Mr. Medusa...a Level Eight Initiate to the Secret Mysteries of the Aztec Time-Junkies, Peter Cooley is perhaps the most hardcore punk ever to grace American poetry scene. His purported magik powers include: squirrel juggling, temporary invincibility, and cage-building. I heard he killed a man in the Yucatan because of a dispute over an unripe watermelon. I heard he killed this man with his laser-eyes. Stare not, O peon poets, else you too must visit the Eternal Realms of Utter Pain!

10:31 AM, June 09, 2005  
Anonymous Anonymous said...


Do you really not have a clue as to what "snark" means?

Please pull the fountain pen out of your ear and deal.


A Reader

P.S. I think he looks like he is auditioning for Mount Rushmore.

6:54 AM, June 10, 2005  
Blogger steve barron said...

He's thinking "Maybe I'll wear my Bugs Bunny dickclamp to the gay Amish orgy tonight."

2:59 AM, June 11, 2005  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

i wonder if i can move things with my mind? That one guy can bend a spoon... yeah but he spent like years trying to tap into that sixth sense or whatever. like, that other percent of your brain. i wonder if i use more percent than the average man. that would be cool maybe i can move shit with my mind then. but i won't try, that's just silly......

did i leave the stove on?

9:57 AM, June 12, 2005  
Blogger Snark said...

Barron wins the Peter Cooley snarkathon! Nice job, S.B. That was good snark.

12:10 AM, June 14, 2005  
Anonymous Matt G said...

Peter Cooley is a saint and one of my favorite people ever. I think my first time drinking peppermint schnapps was out of a flask at a party we were at together. Anyhoo, his poetry is basically about find God in the face of a hooker and shit like that. He has one about thirty-something video-gamers tugging off too. He's hardcore Catholic, but wallows in sin. My kind of guy.

The above may sound made up, cause lets face it, the situation is nuts, but I swear truth by all of it. The dude is a home skillet and a half. If het gets a job somewhere other than Tulane (since its now closed) that might determine where I get my PhD.

2:39 PM, November 08, 2005  
Blogger Pris said...

I think he's cute:-)

12:17 PM, December 10, 2005  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

"oh Soo-Jit i love you"

2:27 PM, June 21, 2006  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Hey Pete,
Like hey man, I love you too, man. Like, I've read all your shit man, and its far out. She says as she snaps her fingers to the beat of his words--man.

1:52 AM, March 07, 2007  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Peter Cooley is my English professor and a really excellent guy. His slacks come over his bellybutton and his hair lies over his forhead as if defeated by a life of fruitless combing. He's a cool dude.

2:10 PM, June 22, 2007  

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